Are there people on this planet?

   Human behavior can be interesting at times. The primary requirement of survival is to follow the rules of social conduct. But what when we make the worst decisions ever even when we have a set of other good choices? They say that life is nothing but a set of poor decisions..So what must change in order that the poorest of the decisions are avoided?
    To build a theory, we must go back to the very beginning of human life. To the creation of the earth. No fast forward to the time Adam and Eve first landed on the earth. We will try to derive a conclusion through their story. When Adam first landed on the earth, he was overjoyed to see the beauty of nature. He befriended whatever was present or came to the earth - animals, trees in the garden of eden,etc. He was absolutely single and liked to hang out with his friends. He used the spare time he had to help his friends and they would help him when required. He drank water from the river of awesomeness and soon was full of it !!! His awesomeness continued to grow from the rising sun till the setting moon. But his fate was about to turn. Gradually, he became so addicted to having fun that he could not sit idle without doing anything in particular. One night after returning from a party at his friend's to his tree house, he began to have the feeling that is considered 'most horrific' among humans i.e he felt lonely !! This change in his behavior was depicted in his social life among his friends and in turn affected his routine with friends. He no longer liked being awesome among his friends. This, so far the worst period of his life, was about to compel him to make the poorest of the decisions he had ever made in his life....After getting sick, he one day, turned towards the heaven and cried "Oh lord !! send me a mate to play with..." Realizing the gravity of the situation, god was confused and immediately called up a meeting of all the gods to decide upon Adam's fate.. All the gods were puzzled...After  debating for 100 years, it was decided that the gods will put whatever spares they have available and combine  
them to form a toy... So they combined whatever was available and holy lord !! The result was so beautiful that even the gods couldn't believe...But the gods had made a mistake...They forgot to put the most important part of the humans....The brain..The named her Eve..And in a hurry hit the 'send to earth' button..Meanwhile, sick and tired, Adam laid on his hard wooden bed and heard some noise outside...It was Eve...Adam quickly returned to his room and checked his hair in the mirror...He started thinking about constructing a good pick up line...He never thought of one that was perfect..(Unaware that his great.... great grandsons would have the same problem)..He said to himself "What the hell ! " and returned before it was too late...As he started climbing down his tree house and moving towards Eve, he saw his friends around the garden of eden..But his time was not good, so he had to do the stupidest thing ever and ran towards Eve and the rest is history...Years later when he looked back into his days of awesomeness..., he wished he would turn back time and change his decision...But he couldn't ...All he could do was call back his friends and continue to hang out..But it was too late..His friends had made the same mistake later in their lives and suffered too...
        People in the universe are selfish..People who think that if not for Adam's stupid decision we would not have a chance in this world are selfish...Well dont you see the amount of fun he had..before meeting Eve..?  
                     

Guide to the guide..

There are some things that the reader must know before starting to read or even following my blog for the first time..

1) This blog is not for people who are searching for serious stuff..

2) The words in the blog are carefully chosen to be lucid to avoid misinterpretations..

3) If you are searching for proofs for certain facts that are written in this blog, this blog is not for you...

4) The facts stated and the suggestions made are absolutely not on the basis of personal experiences but are a result of tremendously deep research and experiences derived from examples...

5)The right to freedom in Article 19 guarantees the Freedom of speech and expression, hence the terms discussed can never be illegal..

          Bring it on...

                 It is quite a scene when people are getting off the track in their lives. This does not literally mean that a man so wise as Albert Einstein cannot even get rid of the things that he does not like at all..The most amazing facts can sometimes baffle you when you fall in the wrong situation at a wrong time..Take human psychology for instance..You are as messed up as the monkeys roaming around in the forests but you still think 'you are not confused at all.' The reason why i am trying to explain my point of view to people so elaborately is that direct addressing or personal attacks are not a good practice when it comes to blogs.. Lets stop swirling around and land directly on ground zero...So what exactly am i talking about? It is quite amazing where the standard of human relationships has gone over the decade..No matter what you feel and whatever you think you have the facility of expressing yourself without any delay..In case of guys you do not waste time in getting to her and expressing your like or dislike...and you do not even think about the reply..( well depending on the way you express it you may be disliked in an unusually usual way sometimes)..That being true in case of gals too...It often happens that you go undecided and you lose control over yourself while talking and that leads you in a soup..Well for obvious reasons to avoid such a situation you must follow certain strict rules:

   1) Stop comparing yourself to your friends: This law holds good especially in the case of their relationship status over the social networks...When a girl does not care to change her relationship status, that is where she is most vulnerable and does not want people to know that she is into a relationship...The reason being that she is confused about her current status or even the current guy she is into..When a guy changes his relationship status to ' in a relationship', he is not actually in to a relationship but wants the people around him to know that he is in one...and in this way will increase the curiosity of his friends...

   2) Beware of pretenders : This is to reinforce all the people around the world who are not involved and do not want to get into long term commitments..The people around you will try to get you into a relationship...The y will try and set you up or even remind you that you must get into one or even remind you of your crushes..

Beware...you must avoid confusions to take control of your life...!!! Be absolutely sure in what you are doing...If you are not sure about a person, the best way is to let her/him go...You might feel after some time that you are doing it wrong but trust me you are not...Instead of ending up into a mess do what your brain tells you at the very first instance...Do not listen to your heart later if it tells you something else...

   3) SIR model : The theory of the SIR model states that there are three kinds of people in this world: The susceptible, infected and recovered...The susceptible ones are the safest of all..You do not have to be afraid of people who are susceptible to getting into a relationship...Infact you can be one of them..The infected are the ones you cannot do anything about but must feel sorry for...And the recovered are the ones who realize that they have made a mistake...How do you classify people on the basis of their behaviour? well when you see a guy texting or talking over cellphone for more than 8 mins you must know that he is infected...That may not be true in the case of girls coz they talk over phone for a long time and even text a lot...When a girl asks you what you are doing(for no particular reason and not a good time) by texting or over the phone, you must realize that she is about to enter from susceptible to infected stage...(The infection being you in most cases)..When a guy feels the happiest and most relieved, bingo!!! you have spotted a recovered...When a girl is happy she is infected though..when a girl turns pessimist she is classified as recovered....